Jumper 2 full movie5/24/2023 Story idea 2: It’s all about raising a baby, and the baby wears… wait for it… a jumper. ![]() He will spend the rest of the film slowly fading away a la Back to the Future (he killed his younger self) and shitting on great landmarks and in places where people will be grossed out, go to tell someone, only to return and find the poo has faded away… therefore making them look insane. With this new power, he will suddenly jump back in time and find his great love alive, and he’ll kill his younger self to be with her, only to SUDDENLY discover yet another power: the ability to shit while jumping. Hayden Christensen will suddenly (EVERYTHING in the first was so SUDDEN, you know? like all the jumping?) discover he has a new power: to turn back time. Rachel Bilson’s character will suddenly discover she’s a jumper also, but her first jump will accidentally take her to the sun, where she’ll die.
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